Forget marathon runners, Nobel laureates, or anyone striving for actual achievements.
Meet Lily Phillips, a 23-year-old OnlyFans star from the UK who has decided her New Year’s resolution is to sleep with 1,000 men in a single day.
Yes, you read that correctly. Phillips, whose career highlights include making £2 million on OnlyFans and hosting a “warm-up” session with 101 men, is now aiming to set a world record for the most partners in 24 hours.
If this sounds like a Black Mirror episode gone rogue, that’s because it essentially is.
“It’s Like Climbing Everest,” She Says, About… This
Lily Phillips, with all the enthusiasm of a motivational speaker, has pitched her record attempt as an “exciting challenge.”
In her bubbly interviews, she’s explained the meticulous planning needed to pull off this logistical nightmare, involving HIV tests, condoms, and what she calls “a human conveyor belt.”
Participants, who must submit ID photos, will rotate in and out of a warehouse with two doors—one for entering and one for exiting, presumably with the efficiency of a car wash.
Phillips is undeterred by the current record-holder, Lisa Sparks, who set the bar at 919 men in 2004 and later admitted she was in pain for a week afterward.
“Imagine getting that far and not making 1,000!” Phillips exclaimed to The Daily Mail, as though she’s strategizing for an Olympic gold medal. Her recent “practice run” of 101 men reportedly left her so exhausted she needed a celebratory Nando’s and a 14-hour nap. But, hey, it’s all in the name of “empowerment,” right?
Phillips has even joked about needing to “carb-load” before the event, likening it to a marathon. Let’s take a moment to appreciate the mental gymnastics required to compare an event with actual endurance athletes to this sordid spectacle.
And for those wondering about the “how,” the men will have around 41.6 seconds each, which Phillips optimistically claims is plenty of time.
Health Risks, Morality? Who Needs Them When You’ve Got Likes?
While Phillips chirps about empowerment, health professionals are busy sounding the alarm. Dr. Zac Turner, a preventive health expert, told news.com.au that such a feat is a “physiological and psychological disaster waiting to happen.” Risks include bruising, tearing, dehydration, and sheer exhaustion.
Lisa Sparks, the previous record-holder, admitted she was “so bored” during her attempt that she ordered fast food midway through. That’s right—this isn’t just a stunt; it’s an endurance test for your dignity.
Phillips, however, brushes off concerns, insisting she’s been “training” for months by gradually increasing the number of partners she engages with.
In a podcast interview, she bragged about “bonking 101 guys in 14 hours” being harder than a 9-to-5 office job.
Sure, Lily. If filing paperwork seems grueling, why not just invite 300 strangers into a rented Airbnb and call it a career milestone?
Critics have also pointed out the obvious: this event normalizes extreme sexual behavior for online fame.
Social media has predictably latched onto the absurdity, with Reddit users running the numbers to see if this logistical nightmare is even possible.
Spoiler: the math is not in her favor. Even with group activities and rapid-fire transitions, the odds of success hover somewhere between “unlikely” and “please stop.”
A Circus with a Betting Pool
If this all weren’t dystopian enough, people are actually betting on Phillips’ success.
Polymarket, an online betting platform, has opened a market allowing users to wager on whether she’ll achieve her goal.
The market resolves on February 28, 2025, and if she cancels or reschedules, all bets are off. This takes the event from “disturbing” to “capitalist fever dream” in record time.
And let’s not forget Phillips’ candid reflections on her career.
Despite describing herself as a feminist, her actions seem more like a parody of empowerment. She cheerfully recounted her collaboration with Bonnie Blue, another OnlyFans star infamous for offering “free bonks” to strangers in exchange for video content.
Phillips, however, draws the line at Blue’s belief that “men deserve to cheat if their wives don’t give them enough sex,” calling it “dangerous.” Oh, the moral high ground is slippery, isn’t it?
The Family That Supports This Together… Stays Together?
Perhaps the most baffling detail in this entire saga is Phillips’ insistence that her family is supportive. Her mother, apparently, serves as her “head of finance,” while her father and brother cheer her on from the sidelines.
One can only imagine the family Christmas discussions.
Phillips plans to treat them to a ski holiday with her OnlyFans earnings—because nothing says “festive spirit” like explaining your job to the lift operator.
Phillips claims her upbringing was idyllic, describing her childhood in a Derbyshire village as “picture perfect.” She even dreamed of running a wedding dress shop before pivoting to what can only be described as… the opposite.
While her family seems fine with her choices, one has to wonder how supportive they’ll feel when she’s inevitably haunted by the long-term consequences of commodifying her body to such extremes.
What’s Next? Probably Something Worse
After this stunt, Phillips says she plans to “take a little break.” Forgive us for not believing that this will be the end of her headline-grabbing antics.
As OnlyFans creators chase increasingly absurd stunts for attention, Phillips may very well be brainstorming her next act of self-debasement as we speak.
She insists she’s happy with her life and proud of her achievements, but it’s hard to ignore the undercurrent of desperation in her actions. While Phillips might call this “empowerment,” many see it as a sad reflection of a society that rewards spectacle over substance.
Lily Phillips’ attempt to set a record is less about empowerment and more about the lengths people will go for attention. Whether she succeeds or not, the real tragedy is that anyone thought this was worth aspiring to in the first place.
Bold claims from somebody who couldn’t make it as an actual journalist